No, No, Not Me

     Nope, I'm not going to do it.  Even though I wanted to watch the opening ceremony for the Olympics.  I choose not to because the Chinese government treated their citizens badly in order to host these sport games.  I'm not going to list all that they did, but one thing they did was to re-route  the water from their rice fields in order to provide water for these games.  No wonder I kept reading about a rice shortage.  A rice shortage? I would ask myself.  Rice grows so fast.  This doesn't make sense.  AAhhh, maybe now it's making some sense.  The Chinese government treat their people like crap everyday.   It doesn't take a brainieack to know in order to put on a high cost sport's show, the Chinese government would turn to the abuse and sacrifice of their people.  What was the Olympic committee thinking when they awarded China this great honor?  I don't care how fast someone swims, runs or plays ball.  I care about the welfare of people.  

Ho Hum

  Well, if Ubers is gonna party, then so will I.   I'll find a fish fry in Wisconsin,  oh yeah, you heard me, wild Wisconsin.   Now we'll see who has more of a wild time.  And don't make me tell the "others" about your slutty attire you wear to fish frys, Little Ms. Cupcakes.   I bet you that old Mr. Ropert look a like is still dreaming of you, echoing the infamous words "oh, it's so hot in here".

These Are A Few of My Unfavorite Things.......

     Things I wish people  never invented:

1. Video games

2. Those things they package pills individually by making you pull the back off to pop them out.

3. pets

4. money

5. fashionable clothes

6. guns

7. sports

A HUH?

     I've been drunk before, but how on earth did I manage to get so  wasted on just two?   What the hell were in those cupcakes?   The worst of it is, I can't even remember how I ended up in an old Pine smelling motel room in Westmont.  Westmont of all places.  And, how did I end up wearing these awful clogs.   My sister has a lot of explaining to do.  I thought that frosting on those pastries tasted weird.   I could expect this type of tom foolery from the likeness of that Mr. Pipewrench, but my own sibling?   She has been acting different, ever since that Nick moved into town.  Kansas.  That's where he said he came from.  Innocent, boring old Kansas.  He sure doesn't act like a hick.  He acts slick.  Slick Nick.  Blows into town, starts playing games right away.  Always has a deck of cards with him.  Makes up all kinds of strange rules as he deals out the cards.  I wonder what he's dealing my sister.  As soon as I get rid of this fog in my head, I'm gonna have a word with my sister.  Set her straight.  What's that?  A knock on the door.  I can't make out who it is through the distorted glass of the door peep hole.  Looks like a person holding a gun.  Can't make out.......BLAM, BLAM BLAM.